Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Patient #6 - Spider.

Aaaahh England, fresh air, top hats, monocles and all that other fun, classy shit! To be more precise, I'm in Heswall, one fuck of a dump I tell ya. Apparently these proxies are hiding out in some abandoned shore boats, I give them credit for originality, finally not an abandoned Warehouse, or Asylum, or a Church. There are several of these boats scattered throughout the shore, each boat is inhabited by a member, because these boats are too small to keep several people in them. Unless the group is really fucking small! I made sure to leave them a present, hung the kid that tried to blow me up on one of the boats. Ripped his face off too, stuck it to his chest with a stapler, ripped one of his but cheeks off and stuck it instead of his face. A sort of Master parody, if I do say so myself.

Waiting for their move.

In the mean time, let us open up our cells and analyze!

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Patient #6:

Name:???

Username: Strider.

Nickname: Spider (See what I did thar?).

Analysis: Started out as a proxy, moved up the ranks and became a strider, in result gained a lot of knowledge and ability to summon The Path. Turned against Master, been helping out other people that Master was targeting. Presumably started helping people, because of sense of guilt, to this very day loves and respects Slendy, but own sense of guilt is stronger. Recently has grown close towards his companions, developed a weakness because of that. Not to mention the constant self doubt, if he is doing the right thing. Ending factor in his decisions, is the fact that he knows where he will end up, he knows where he stands and knows where he will end up.

Weaknesses: Has grown close to his companions,one in particular is named Aveline. Constant self doubt (Although slowly fading, reason behind is the connection with Aveline).

Strength: Has "Special" Abilities, Excessive knowledge of The Path, relationship with Aveline (It can be counted as a strength since it eliminates other weakness), knows where he stands, knows where he will end up, experienced.

Survival Chances: Real High.

Diagnosis: Has to stop with self doubt, he is one of the few people I have respect for, not only does he know where he stands, he also knows his priorities and where they will bring him. In fact, in a sense, he and I carry the same goal, not completely "The Same", but in a sense.

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And that's it for today.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Patient #5 - Little Birdie.

You know what I found out? A proxy group is after me, I'm laughing my ass off. Alright let me explain.

So I get a mission, from an anonymous proxy, apparently from master, in this situation I would simply ignore it and just continue to stalk Incognito, but seeing as Incognito is on a very long road to Germany right now, not much I can do, so I accepted it to pass the time. Apparently there was this hot shot millionaire who was funding a safe house for Runners, I had to take him out. The target was said to be staying at a warehouse, said to have a lot of hired muscle guarding him, I was not allowed to be seen by the muscle. In any case I would simply walk over there and kill everyone, but I decided to go along with the rules this time, making it a lot more fun for me, little did I know, that it was a set up.

Me crawling through the vents, into the warehouse and suddenly the said vents start to fire up and eventually explode with me inside, the vents were rigged. Good thing Fortissimo acted in time and covered me up, the explosion hurt her, but not by a lot, I loved the expression of the boys face when I fell out of the vents safe and sound. He held a detonator in his hand, so that was our guy.

"Wh-What the hell are you?"

"The Boogey Man" I replied with a smile on my face.

Looking around, the warehouse was empty, there was only this kid, can't say how much he was, the hood covered up his face pretty nicely. But I didn't give a shit, my Fortissimo lashed out at him, wrapping around his foot and tossing him into a wall. I could hear a couple of bones snapping, my Fortissimo surrounded my hand, forming a sharp, solid end, I was about to pierce the kid, but to my surprise he dodged it and started running away, this kid was athletic.

"Jack be Nimble" I start running after the poor sap. He starts going up the stairs, onto the second floor of the warehouse, me following him.

"Jack be Quick" I admired his speed, he was quite fast.

"Jack jump over The Candle Stick" he ran for a good bit and then jumped out the window of the warehouse, leading outside.

 "Jack Jump High" I jump out after him and realize that it is quite a big fall.

"Jack Jump Low" He landed into a trash bin, he had an escape plan, how cute.

"Jack Jumped over And Burnt his Toe" What he didn't realize is that I would be foolish enough to jump after him, as soon as I landed in the same trash bin, my Fortissimo lashed out again and grabbed him by his arm, pulling him towards me.

He broke away from my Fortissimo, but it was too late, I was already running at him and delivering a swift punch to his face, making him fall down. I needed information, so my Fortissimo, darling, she picked him up by two of his arms and lifted him in the air, on the level of my face.

"Who are you?"

"Fuck you"

I didn't like that answer, so I kindly proceeded to pierce his stomach slowly with my dear Fortissimo, he was feeling it, getting deeper into his stomach and eventually.

"Alright please Stop! I am working with a Proxy group, we agreed to form a team to take you down!"

"Masters orders?"

"No! The Master does not know of what we are doing! We did it only because you were disrespecting Master and his orders!"

"Oh really? My, my aren't you a loyal puppy and where would your group be located by any chance?"

My Fortissimo pressed further, she was reaching the spine, that delicious sound.

By that point he gave me the exact location of their base of operations, so that is what I am doing for now, until Incognito reaches his destination that is. I believe I don't have to explain what happened to the boy. So I'm off to England!

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Now onto our Patients.

Patient #5:

Name: ???

Username: Alicia Owly.

Nickname: Little Birdie.

Analysis: In the beginning wasn't sure of herself, had to depend on others, once everyone close to her had died, she fell into a vat of loneliness, attracting the attention of the Cold Brat. Incognito came to the rescue, kept her company, but eventually they got separated. Fast forward a little bit, she grew up, learned some combat skills and how to use a gun, she's a kid, but unlike Sanna she has experience, yet to this very day, she continues to hide her fear of being alone once again, secretly she is very happy that she has Shine as Company. If she didn't feel lonely, she wouldn't jump into bed with Cecilia that fast, just like with her best friend who is brain dead now.

Main Weaknesses: A kid, most of the time relies on the help of others to survive (EAT helping her out is a prime example).

Main Strength: Experienced, young, has a shard inside of her that can heal her wounds, knows who her enemies are.

Survival Chances: Once Shine gets removed and EAT stops helping her, she has a big chance of dying.

Side Note: Is a lesbian.

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And with that, I'm off to England, time to cause some damage.

- Dr. Kelevra remember, eat your vitamins.

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Patient #4 - Frankenstein.

Final re-post, whooo!

Patient #4:

Name: ???

Username: Med.

Nickname: Frankenstein.

Analysis: A scientist, a curious scientist, her curiosity, can be her strength but at the same time her downfall. Overlooks small details, rarely thinks of a back up plan for her back up plan. Deep personal trauma (So Cliche) obviously is present, that trauma makes her so curious and...sciency? So I'm coming up with words now, why not. Any significant danger? None at all. Has shown the cases of mental break down and disorder like, getting drunk for no reason and the new case of symbolic dreams. Is afraid of death, although does not show it.

Main Weaknesses: Overlooks Small Details, Rarely thinks of a back up plan, curiosity.

Main Strength: Desire for science, Has the ability to concentrate on the bigger picture, curiosity, originality.

Survival Chances: The risks are jumpy with this one, they are either high, or low. Obviously the girl mostly runs on luck, for example her latest experiment almost killed her, why? No back up plan, in case the experiment went Bow Chicka Wow Wow (NOW ITS A MEDICAL TERM! DIG IT!).

Side Note: Can not hold her alcohol.


DONE! Whooo! Tomorrow Patient #5, something new on the menu!

- Dr. Kelevra. The most handsome psychologist in the world.


Patient #3 - Danny Boy.

Re-posting, re-posting...

Patient #3:

Name: Daniel.

Username: Daniel Cypress.

Nickname: Danny Boy.

Analysis: Oh so really close to cracking, obviously some shit happened to him in life, too pansy to get over it. Egoist, a very gigantic egoist, would rather lie down and die, but as we all know lying down ain't where it ends. Of no significant importance, but Master sees something in him. Has a problem of facing the truth, boohoo.

Main Weaknesses: Almost no training, egotistic, happy go lucky attitude, weak biological system.

Main Strength: Computer nerd, young, doesn't give a single fuck (But I think his pretending).

Survival Chances: Depends if Master decides to take him under his wing. Otherwise, once Mrs. Bitch disappears, a lot of chances to die. She says, she is training him up, but what if you die before you finish his training, yup.

Side Note: Has Asthma.


Onto Patient #4.

Patient #2 - A Bitchy Bitch.

Still re-posting.

Patient #2:

Name: Annalee.

Username: Miss Annalee.

Nickname: A Bitchy Bitch.

Analysis:  Reminds me a loooot of Incognito, both of them are monsters, I actually have some respect for her, because unlike a lot of you runners, fighters and survivors out there, she knows where she stands. So I don't take offense when she insults me and judges me, because she has judged herself a very long time ago.

Main Weaknesses: Cocky, real cocky, also naive and old...and ugly, and wrinkly...yeah.

Main Strength: Knows where she stands, not afraid to bend her rules, has training, experienced.

Survival Chances: A good chance of a good, long run, if only she would stop over estimating her enemies and ditch that kid, the chances would go OH SO VERY HIGH.

Diagnosis: She is a cockroach, no matter how hard you stomp, she will resurface. But at some point in time, someone will buy an anti cockroach spray.


Now for Patient #3.


Patient #1 - The Curious Minx.

I see Incognito had found my little present...well the word "little" is far from being the truth. That fat bitch, I think her name was...Jolanta? I don't remember, she was just working at the local flower shop, I came in to buy me a rose and she said that they were all out of roses, while in reality, I could smell them, she was lying, I don't like when people do that, its impolite. So my darling Fortissimo, strangled her, I dragged her to Incogny's Van and fucked the ever lasting crap out of her corpse, that was so joyous. Then through the window I saw Incogny, Judgment and Vikady coming back, so I bailed out. Forgot to take Jolanta with me...oh well.

Now onto our first Patient, the first four patients have already been analyzed on a different blog, I am simply re-posting it here.


Patient #1:

Name:Alexandria

Username: Sanna (Short for Alexandria).

Nickname: Curious Little Minx.

Analysis: Not much interests me about her, but then again, she is just a kid, so no enormous expectations are to be had. What does keep me coming back to her blog, is her curiosity, she enjoys asking questions, and I enjoy giving answers, simple like that. If it weren't for the whole "my Master wants to Kill you" problem, she would probably follow a career path of a journalist.

Main Weaknesses: Naive, follows any lead given, has no plan, inexperienced, just a kid, does not know where she stand, curious.

Main Strength: Real crafty, knows how to use her surroundings, young, curious, has no dignity.

Survival Chances: Pretty low, considering the fact that she's a kid and all, not to mention refusing to kill, yeah.

Diagnosis: A follower, does not know how to break her moral rules that she had set up for herself, in result does not know where she stands. Because of that, all the weaknesses appear.

Side note: Loves Skittles, can be used to piss her off.




I'm going to enjoy doing these.

- Dr. Kelevra P.H.D. in Skull Fucking.

Introduction.

Apparently so many people liked my analysis, that some of them asked for me to make my own blog and keep doing this, so, here you go.

Every post will go like this:

1. how my day went.

2. Analysis of a Patient.

3. Anything that is important of notice.

End.

- Dr. Kelevra.